The Macarena (NOT)

Sittting in my house and I know that I'm alone
Feel'n kinda horney and I gotta tingle in my bone
Go and grab a penthouse, it's the month with Sharon Stone
Hey masturbater

I go a little faster and it's feel'n kinda nice
Once ain't enough so I hafta do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I could give you good advice
Hey masturbater

I use some baby oil or a little vasoline
Lay'n down the towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cuz you don't know where it's been
Hey masturbater

I do it in my car when I'm drive'n down the street
One hand on the wheel and the other on my knee
I can't get out the car cuz I'm stick'n to the seat
Hey masturbater

I have been a masturbater
choke the chicken, hold the bone, squeez'n the tomato
I took to Miss November now I'm gonna decorate her
Hey masturbater

Bump'n the banana....??????.....shake'n bacon
pound'n on the flander and it's mayonaise I'm make'n
spank the frank, wax the carrot - God, my hand's a achin'
Hey masturbater